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Best Poems From
HERBERT NEHRLICH
(04 October 1943)
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Forum Rhyme
All forum posts shall be in rhyme
all else will be considered crime.
Miss Emily may well object
if there should be a small defect
in choice of words, she would detect
the slightest flaw, like carnal talk
and tell the poet, take a walk
for thirty days and thirty nights
because the managers have rights
unheard of for the common bloke!
But listen to my clever joke:
write rhymes in Russian or Chinese
use keyboards with exotic keys
and snicker as they hire staff
and pay for nothing, have a laugh.
Dear poet can you spare a dime?
I'll pay you back in peasant rhyme.
Herbert Nehrlich
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1198.
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Forum, Fori......
Still in pyjamas I awoke,
thought to myself 'this is a joke'.
Said out aloud, 'Attila, brother',
reached for the phone and called my mother.
Oh yes, the wise old woman had
observed how things have now gone bad.
She said, 'my boy, do not take sides,
just wait, your dad will tan their hides,
because..' and I, myself agree,
'their brains are smaller than a pea,
and what is worse, they do not know
that it takes decency to grow.'
She added 'I, myself like nerds,
they're so much smarter than the turds.'
Herbert Nehrlich
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Forumalgia
Human nature is what it is.
Although hers is as bad as is his.
In the forum you'll find
those who stab from behind
and they give themselves titles like wiz.
They'll accuse of the grossest of sins
and they post it with shit-eating grins.
The intent is to harm
while all dressed up in charm
it is sad though that nobody wins.
Herbert Nehrlich
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Forummonger
Any poet who brings about tension
ought to get from the mangement mention.
It's like droppings of birds
if you use the wrong words
and it leads you right into suspension.
Herbert Nehrlich
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